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What is YAWA?

YAWA is when u give a beautiful girl a lift and she faints in your car.
 🤣🤣🤣
You take her to the hospital and when you get there, the Doctor says she's
pregnant and congratulates you that you are going to be father very soon.
😂😂😂.
You then shout that
you are not the father and the girl says you are the
father.
😤😤😤.
Things are now getting YAWAFUL.
You require a DNA test to prove you are
not the father.
 😱😱😱.
Things are now getting YAWASTIC when
the doctor comes with the result saying you can not
be a father because you are infertile.
 💀☠👽.
You are relieved, but on your way home you remember you are married with three kids at home!... Now you are extremely YAWACIOUS.
Now, you begin to ask yourself who is the
father of those kids.👹👹👹👹👹👹. You get home to find out that the
gateman is their real father.
😳😳😳😭😭😭. You are now
YAWADED..
You decided to travel home to complain to your mother about the latest development.. And your Mum with tears running down her cheeks tells u, my son.. I'm so sorry... Your Dad ain't really your Dad...
Then u know that things are now YAWASTICATED .

Wishing you a YAWA FREE DAY🤣🤣🤣 , Don't Laugh Alone!
Share!
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Of the greatest Ife!
Articulate Ife!

THE FUNNY INSULTS OF OUR MOMS IN AFRICA YOU ARE TOO LAUGHING PREPARING YOUR MOUCHOIRS 🤣🤣😂

...... (Childhood) - When you come back from the market and then you ask your mother: "... mom - mom where do I have to put the products ..." and she's been screaming since his room: "... come and put it on my head ..." 🤣😂

- When you are in the living room at night with your mother and you say: "... mom I think I have fever ...". she looks at you and says to you: "... After having traveled all the district under the sun you come to tell me that, wait for your father to take the medicines ..." 😅😅

- When you come home after the proclamation of the exam all happy and you say: "... Mom I am the second in my class ..." she looks at you and say to you: "... the one who is first there, does he have two heads ...? "

- When you have finished eating and then she asks you: "... Are you satisfied?" and you answer "... NO ..." she replies: "... Come and eat me too ... do you think it's in your belly we're going to go to the village?" 😂

- When she beats you and you want to cry, it is currently, she cries over you with a fine way: "... If I hear piiiiiii ... you will hear in your ear paaaaaaaa immediately .. . "

- When you do something and she is upset, she starts shouting: "... I did not kill my mother so do not come kill me Ooooooh ... 😲

- When you ask your mother to pay you back the money she borrowed from you she says: "... all the food you have been eating since yesterday do you know where it comes from?" ... "

- After all these insults, it puts you back or it takes you in these hands when you sleep and say to yourself "... YOU ARE MY TREASURE, I TAIME ..." Love and shares if you knew these tender insults of our moms in your childhood and adds more if you remember .... God bless our moms !! Mom I love you so much Mom ❤❤😍😘

Never argue with a woman, just use your
brains like this my guy.
A man went on a night out with his
friends the wife is furious and tells
the kids that when he comes back
they must not open the door for him.
At about 12 o'clock the man comes
back and knocks...
the Wife tells him "go sleep where your
coming from " and the man
answered" I'm not here to sleep my
dear , I'm here to collect condoms in
my room on top of the table or give it
to me,
there'r lots of women at the party!"
The wife opened the door and said
"idiot" you are not going anywhere. Enter the house.

Hahahahaha!! I just can't stop laughing. This
is the awkward Truth About some husbands.
A group of men gathered at a church
conference on how to live in a loving
relationship with their wives. The men were
asked, "How many of you love your wife ?"

TRAPPED IN GIRLS' HOSTEL
I went to visit my babe in the female hostel and we both slept off.
I woke up by 9:32pm
and guys were not
allowed in the hostel
beyond 9:00pm.The girl